A complete log of my actions last night. It’s not impressive.
There’s only one proper way to answer this question: fantastical insanity.
Moving can lead to really exciting things. Nothing as exciting as make-up sex of course, but still, pretty exciting.
I once helped St. Nick out of a gambling debt – he owe’s me one.
Bruce Willis can do no wrong, but whoever put together the trailer for Armageddon can.
More boring than CSPAN, a better sleep aid than Zoloft, and may cause erectile dysfunction. Also, will be the end of the world.
I don’t know who ‘they’ are, but I know I don’t need their opinion.
“Why the hell would you name your website Whiskey and Ninja Turtles?”
The language of love is changing — learn how to make your move using tiny yellow Japanese faces
We’re back, bigger and not-necessarily better than ever.
This post is not as boring as the sport is.
Because this is a book I definitely belong in
Occasionally, being an arrogant show-off bites me in the ass. (Note that ‘ass’ is a pun, and I clearly felt obligated to point it out)
Mom was full of shit. And boogers.
Another brilliant idea that, because I’m too lazy to execute, I bestow upon the masses
This fellow had no idea there was more to life than being really really really ridiculously good looking.